stephenhawqueen:

how come girls line the bottoms of their eyes and look so pretty but when i do i look like 2005 pete wentz?? how come girls wear all black and look so pretty but i look like 2005 pete wentz??? how come girls can have side bangs and look so pretty but when i do i look like 2005 pete wentz??? how do girls do anything without looking like 2005 pete wentz???

oroxine:

poyzn:

There is someone out there for everybody.

It just might be a goose.

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

"And how odd it is
to be haunted by someone
that is still alive."
I Guess the Old You is a Ghost (#589: June 25, 2014)

whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhy:

Steal His Look - Danny DeVito

Black Couch - $500

Crisco Vegetable Oil - $2.98

picturesinboxescomic:

Pictures in Boxes [website | tumblr | twitter | facebook]

picturesinboxescomic:

Pictures in Boxes [website | tumblr | twitter | facebook]

lifesam0untain:

arienreign:

i bought this skull for a cosplay and

inertiatic
rhyse:

rhyse:

i love this post so much

wait this is my post omg

rhyse:

rhyse:

i love this post so much

wait this is my post omg

unclefather:

i could hear the dolphin noises in my head

terrible-beauty:

slimydad:


My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

Strawbebbies

terrible-beauty:

slimydad:

My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

Strawbebbies